94 years past without incident (due to forgetting how to walk); then, like a phoenix rising from the ashes (or some other poor metaphor), Sunderland AFC won the F.A. Cup (for the second time), and finally gave meaning to the existence of Mr. Chucklepie. He then changed his name to the more anonymous Neil Walker.

From then on he realised that his life should be devoted to the Sinclair Spectrum when it arrived a decade later. In the mean-time he embarrassingly wrote the classic applications 'Horse Prediction System', 'Taxi Manager', and the infamous 'Clit-Sim'.

And so, from the makers of 'absolutely no other game', Mr. Chucklepie proudly announces his new employment at Retrospec and his dedication to the Sinclair Spectrum.